I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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