3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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