her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
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