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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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