She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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