Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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