There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I need to stop coming to work sober
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
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Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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