Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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