Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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