She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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