You're earring is so big in my mouth
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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