It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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