ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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