Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
even my farts smell like vagina
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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