hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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