I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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