one two three fourrrrnication!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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