maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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