We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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