He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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