...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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