your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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