Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Holy sore nipples Batman
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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