I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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