Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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