so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
This has been your unwelcomed wake-up call, brought to you by exes united. Have a good day, to opt out please type "STOP", to continue but act as though they do not exist please enter "DON'T CARE" for random daily wake up texts by exes united please press "PSYCHO!"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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