drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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