Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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