Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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