We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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