just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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