just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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