Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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