So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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