Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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