She's JV to your varsity
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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