So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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