no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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