the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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