I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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