I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
my sisters under your porch take her home
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she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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