It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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