I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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