I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
birth control should be required to get into college
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How does one acquire holy water?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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