I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
is wine microwaveable?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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