On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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