Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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