Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
