Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Randomize
