do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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