At least make sure they are 18
Why
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
