i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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