quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
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make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
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Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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