people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.